Snow White and the Huntsman

Released: 2012
Fantasy
Director: Rupert Sanders (You know, he's the guy that cheated on his wife with Kristen Stewart.  Who knows why?)
Starring: Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth, Icky Kristen Stewart
Running Time: 127 long LONG minutes
Rated: PG-13

The breakdown: The classic story of Snow White and the Evil Queen all messed up by Hollywood.

So, I didn't really want to see this movie, but Charlize Theron was in it and I love her so I sat through it.
It was pretty crappy.
It was all style and no substance - a lot like all the other fairy tale movies as of late.
All the special effects were nice, Charlize's wardrobe was phenomenal, but the story didn't hold up.
Charlize was great as an evil queen, she was commanding and beautiful as usual, Chris Hemsworth was hunky and decent as usual, but the weakest link (well, besides the lack of substance in the story) was Ms. Kristen Stewart.  Looking uninterested or like she just smelled something really bad, her acting was crap as usual.

I will never sit through this movie again.  And I don't recommend it to anyone.
SKIP IT!

2 out of 5.  1 for Charlize, and 1 for the special effects, otherwise it's crap.

I forgot the plot.
Here it is:
Snow white grows up a prisoner of the evil queen after her mother dies, and the queen marries then kills the King.  Eventually, Snow White breaks out and is hunted down.  The queen sends a hunter after Snow and he finds her, but ends up helping her out instead of turning her over.  Blah, blah, blah.....the plot's really boring and I'll forget about this movie in a couple of minutes.