sunrise

sunrise
Sunrise over the Atlantic

Help stop the slaughter of dolphins right now!

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Chernobyl Diaries



Released: 2012
Horror
Director: Bradley Parker
Starring: Olivia Dudley, Jesse McCartney
Running Time: 86 minutes
Rated: R

The breakdown:  A group of stupid tourists decide to visit the site of one of the world's worst nuclear disasters - Chernobyl nuclear power plant in Russia.

I knew this movie was going to suck when I sat down to watch it.  I just wanted to see how badly it would suck.  I fast forwarded through the first 25 minutes or so, as it had nothing to do with the plot.
The kids tour starts outside of the power plant's main town and they move inward from there.  They have a local tour guide sneak them in past the guards and I would say the movie goes downhill from there, but, it was all downhill so I can't say that.
The tour guide disappears after the battery to their car is dead, then they find him dead.  They are forced to stay there overnight and one by one get picked off.
It's a terrible, terribly boring movie where I was rooting for the bad guys, who I affectionately titled, the Potato People.
SKIP THIS ONE and do yourself a favor.
0 out of 5 for wasting my time.